First, foist and foremost, on you three things to know about my
Pic of Day selections and what happens to them in this context.
1. The writing and Pic are not usually about dentistry, dental, dentists. I diverge from that line of thinking about 33% of the time in my writing to winking and nodding, sometimes more, sometimes less. I am writing in a way that is meant to attract consumers, and even dentists for other reasons than just dental related. While that is very important, not the whole life of each cohort just mentioned, or that of myself. That read....
2. The stories I post of this nature usually start on @NicheDental Twitter, then move to Linkedin, Facebook, Google Plus, and can also go to here, other sites like this one, or this one, or this one, and/or on my Squidoo. Ironically this one started on my Pinterest, which might be where some Pic of Day will start from, or go to after Twitter, humm?
3. Each successive one gets longer, adding all the ones before it, some refined as well, and the story goes more and more off track (but have a message within the density of a verbosity based on some grammatical atrocity, pun opacity, rhyme obnoxiously, alliteration abnormality or ambiguity and political possibly.) That is one reason the parts are label in reverse but correct odor.*
*Realize, I am not a mad speller. I just try to dysplasia how easy it is to misappropriate or misapprehend words for other porpoises.
NOTE: The Links provide a history of the content, and do not necessarily need to be clicked. Some seem to end, but I leave in any 'end of a part' if it has some value, or value I think it has.
There is more than meets what the Googly Eye Unearthed today:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109998183402679438896/posts/MTQ7jmSwiZU
< Tweet Promo
https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/279034673907265536 >
It's a photo! How does it happen that a description turns into a #planet #destruction dissertation?
Breaking Sad sequel?
< Googly Story expanded Snow hooey extent or snowshoeing event:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109998183402679438896/posts/cATkRuEgqCc >
All bye!
Richard Chwalek
http://NicheDental.com
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Whether it's 12/12/12 or 12/21/12...
I've figured everything out now. Learn the It's Just a Theory, Theory of Everything Left To Do Before We Close This Funky, Stunk, Bunked it Up Place Down!
Part 5: A ton of what I had to say is in the small tome linked and much winked below. Therefore, I will only spend my time rehashing old news.
First the agenda...
No one has showed up tonight, so we will skip the agenda. On to new business. I will give you the business is all the new business we have time for, but be assured, I have readied it for you:
Take a copy of each
Friendster dot matrix handout sheet, Commodore computer manual, Romney 2012 "The Returned" DVD, free potato chips peeler/generic beer can opener, and a 1979 Chamber brochure we still have copies of. As you know, as a Libertarian organization, we won't any spend money till climate changes our gender voting lack of identifying identity canards.
STOP!
Because politics has reared its oblique, unique multi-headed awry inflation minotaur, we must adjourn.
NOTE: Please take your plastic bottles and aluminum cans*, and throw them in the road. Our members know at some point people will form groups to clean it up. See, we understand inanely that this kind of thing is an opportunity. That some entrepreneur will turn it into a capitalistic dream job, be part of the 1%, die happy, knowing he's not one of us. Basically, he has been waiting for a specific day (12/12/12 or 12/21/12), with amazing insight and timing, to pick up all the crap we've piled up all over his OMG world!
(*Everyone keeps my hand out stuff.)
Now let's take a nice nature walk, before it goes AWOL with those dodo birds us sons of a guns of 2nd liberties used to hunt to fill our hands with blood on them.
Part 4: https://www.facebook.com/NicheDental/posts/295872020533117
When a story has a beginning, it needs an ending. And that's what I thought, then I got a computer, and they added this online space unlimited salivate bar.
Now mine never end! That is how this story began, in its infinity...
Part 3:
So there are good things about being me/there are not so good things. I merely try to focus on things/that way I know I'll have lots to focus on.
Of course, I don't dwell on them, then it may bring up the facts of the matter, and my grey matter isn't good at factoring facts, that's not truly the facts, the fax is in the mail on that one. Call me when you get it... ;-) Bad jokes asides and other things bad, I've run out of roo...*
(*on LinkedIn I ran out of room, get it? he he.)
Part 2:
https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/279002143862702081
#Dental consultant Snowshoes Outing to Infinity: When I'm traveling this path it can lead where? pic.twitter.com/02P6nQ1w
The story really begins here, so begin here! (There's more to it, infinitely dude.)
Part 1: http://pinterest.com/pin/547117054701096412
Had to repost the Part 1 photo:
http://pinterest.com/pin/547117054701098394/
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Original writing by a medium & ogre talent agent.
Richard Chwalek
http://NicheDental.com
Remember I'm here too:
http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/nichedental
Part 1
So I'm snowshoeing to infinity...
Just after midnight. Clear sky. Stars shining path south to Peru or SW to Estes Park.
Started hemisphere outing, semi-fearing... Nothing Jack! Hopped up on white powder stuff.
Never thought I'd be out in airy~internationally listing in blue-eyed political stances of a polar bearing south.
Stream full of it consciousness following me whoever I go from~foil some covering my blond dome. A fright that would last till forever shiver.
To infinity... & begone pursuers!
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Actually THE END
Except me Virtually below
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| Richard Chwalek's Snowshoes |
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By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...
Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com
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